From the bestselling author, beloved television host, and arbiter of style and good taste in all areas (People) comes a hilariously candid, deliciously snarky collection of essays about his journey from awkward kid to slightly-less-awkward adult.Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore-unknown secrets about himself, like that hes a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jerseys premier water parks, and perhaps the worlds least enthused high-school commencement speaker. Whether hes throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps lifes social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit and relatable voice, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like find true love in a crowded gay bar or deciding whether its acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: its not). Clinton delves into all these outrageous topicsand many morein this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.
