'Twas the eve before T-Day
The feast menu was set,
And Tendra the turkey
Was feeling the threat
Of yams with marshmallows
And dried ears of corn.
Poor Tendra the turkey
Was feeling forlorn
For she'd heard of
Past poultry
And the terrible feat
That all poultry persuasion
Eventually meet.
But Gustavo the goat
(Tendra's very best friend)
Brainstormed a smart plan
To change Thanksgiving's end
They'd give it their all
And use sneaky-type planning ...
Oh please,
Let this be one big
Misunderstanding