For over fifty years, by adroit use of her astrological and "people" skills, Maud Jollybottom has been telling the British public what to do, whether they liked it or not. Sometimes an agony aunt, often a Head Prefect, Maud has read the heavens to counsel ambitious politicians, over-sensitive rock stars, grim and glowering novelists and the occasional papal candidate. Now the time has come to publish her memoirs and bring to life her incredible journey on a zodiacal pathway, from a Gloucestershire village called Clenching to international fame. Please relive and enjoy the unbelievable story of Maud Jollybottom, in her own compelling words. More or less. And disregard any other version - success always breeds jealousy.